Fun with Spam - Part 3

Subject: RE: Urgent Assistance
From:    Henri Golden Uwaluta [hgolden_1@lycos.com]
To:      Rige Svin [samaritan@gmx.net]
Date:    su 25-08-2002 00:19
Dear Mr Rige Svin,I thank you in the name of God the father of Jesus.
About my settlement in the netherland as you know is a matter of survival and
that was the only solution.   When everthing is finished   you can now
help me settle in any of the country you have mentioned.Your coming to visit will
be very fine and appriciated but i see it as a wast of money for you to come here
without the nessesary requirements,what do you think about that.but if its fine
by you, you are always well come because as you know the company holding the fund
will invit you to come here and sign the nessesary documents.This documents will
make you the beneficiary to enable you collect the funds on my behalf.please try
and call me

God bless you,
Henri Uwaluta G.
Below are the things i need you to send to me to enable me start the process.
1, Your company name and your date of birth.2,Your complet address.For the account
you can come along with that when coming.

Before I had a chance to reply, another letter from Henri arrived.

Subject: RE: Urgent Assistance
From:    Henri Golden Uwaluta [hgolden_1@lycos.com]
To:      Rige Svin [samaritan@gmx.net]
Date:    su 25-08-2002 23:37
Dear Brother,
how was church today,i hope you went to church,it is only God that can help us.
I went to church today it was wonderful.i you received my mail of yesterday.How are
your family,Hope they are fine.Expecting to hear from you.

Thanks yours,
  Henri Uwaluta G

It seemed Henri was getting more religious by the day. Calm down, Henri, before you work yourself into a religious frenzy.

Well, I thought I'd better give him the information he requested.

Subject: Re: Urgent Assistance
From:    Rige Svin [samaritan@gmx.net]
To:      Henri Golden Uwaluta [hgolden_1@lycos.com]
Date:    tu 27-08-2002 22:13
Dear Henri,

Thank you, my family is well. We're a big family, nine souls living
together under one roof. My wife, Doris, and me, and our six children.
Also, Doris's grandmother moved in recently, because we didn't think
they took proper care of her at the rest home. She's one feisty old
lady, let me tell you. One time, when she surprised our oldest son
with a porn magazine, she beat him half to death with her cane.

My cousin Bobby, who is also my best friend, often comes by our house.
He's a bible salesman, by the way.

How is your family?

I tried to call you yesterday, but couldn't get through to you.
Are you sure you've given me the correct number? I'll try calling
you again.

You asked for some information:
1) My company name - it's called "Ryste Rundt Aps." [English: "Shake Up"].
I deal in portable seismographs. There's a big market for those.
2) My birthday - it's June 30.

I'm looking forward to coming to Amsterdam. I was thinking of making it
a family holiday, so our families can get together. My wife makes a
delicious raspberry pie. How about in three weeks time, is that soon
enough?

Blessings
Rige Svin

For a while I didn't hear from Henri, and I was beginning to think he had caught on to me.

But then, some days later...

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