Fun with Spam - Part 4

Subject: I N THE NAME OF GOD  ALLMIGHTY  I THANK YOU.
From:    Henri Golden Uwaluta [hgolden_1@lycos.com]
To:      Rige Svin [samaritan@gmx.net]
Date:    sa 31-08-2002 08:14
dEAR mR rIGE sVIN.WHAT HAVE I DON RONG TO YOU THAT YOU HAVE
JUST STOP CALL SENDING ME ANY MAIL AGAIN I HOPE AND PRAY THAT YOU
ARE VERY OK AND YOUR FIRMILY.IAM STILL IN THE NETHERLANDS AND HOPE
THAT YOU WILL COME TO HELP ME CLAIM THE FUND ON MY BEHALF AS A
CHRISTIAN,IF THERE IS ANY THING THAT IS THE MATTER PLEASE LET ME KNOW
BECAUSE IAM VERY WORRIED FOR NOT TALKING TO YOU FOR THIS LONG AND
MY MOTHER TOO WHOM I HAVE ALREADY TOLD ABOUT YOU IS ALLSO WORRIED
IF THERE ANY PROBLEM WITH YOU.OR MAY BE YOU ARE NOT READY TO HELP ME
BECAUSE THE SCAM EVERYWHERE THIS DAYS ESPECIALLY FROM AFRICA,BUT NOT
FROM MY OWN COUNTRY ZIMBABWE YOU SHOULD ALL WAYS BE MAN YOU ARE FOR
WE THE CHILDREN OF gOD ARE ALL WAYS OPEN TO TRIALS IN LIFE JUST LIKE
WHAT IAM GOING TRUE NOW.ALL I NEED YOU TO DO FOR ME IS ONLY TO CLAIM
ON MY BEHALF AS THE BENEFICIARY.

  YOURS BROTHER IN CHRIST
    HENRI GOLDEN.

Check the Caps Lock key, Henri. I think it's stuck.

Nice to know his mother is worried over me. Truth to tell, I was beginning to suspect good old Henri was running a scam on me, but I can see now how wrong I was. I'd better send a reply.

Subject: The way things are
From:    Rige Svin [samaritan@gmx.net]
To:      Henri Golden Uwaluta [hgolden_1@lycos.com]
Date:    su 01-09-2002 15:00
Hello, dear Henri.

I'm sorry you didn't hear from me for a while, but I've been going
through a rough time.

I don't know if I should be telling you this, but I think you deserve
to hear the truth. A few days ago I came home early after attending
a charity party for the homeless. I stepped into the bedroom, and
there I found my cousin Bobby in bed with my wife. Needless to say,
I was shocked beyond belief. They tried to tell me nothing had happened
between them, but I didn't believe them for a second. I'm not naive,
you know.

For all these years I've been carrying a snake at my bosom. I feel
like a fool. I hope Bobby will burn in Hell for this!

The family trip to Amsterdam is off, that's for sure! I'll see if I
can make the trip on my own. I'll e-mail you in a few days when I
get myself sorted out.

I've come to regard you as a good friend, Henri. Do you have any
advice for me in this difficult situation? What should I do?
If this is God's way of testing me I feel He is being needlessly
cruel.

God Bless
Rige Svin

Now Mr. Rige Svin was the one asking Henri favors. That didn't deter Henri, though, God bless him.

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